"This year it is The Village of the Fringed. Go see Electra."
"They claim to be gluten free, but the staff doesn't have any knowledge about what that actually means. Avoid."
"Keep your stick on the ice. Hustle back hard."
"If you want to, you can walk on the left side of the walkway too. Use your discretion."
"How about an avocado milkshake?"