"If you need to use the restroom after ordering, don't bother. They close that at 130. Fu*k em"
"These bitches be lying! Like all den bitches!"
"Gary is amazing! Skilled and thorough and friendly. If you're an amputee, there's no better prosthetist in the bay area!"
"Don't fuck w a johnny black drinking horse"
"The bands are cool, but don't fuck w the horse"
"The mayor gives awesome massages to VIPs!"