"Should be renamed Bound Brooks Traffic Fuck-up"
"The drive thru will tear your suspension apart. Seriously in need of an overhaul."
"You DON'T come to a stop in the circle people. People ENTERING yield to those in the circle. DUH"
"Don't drive to fast or you'll be FLYIN!!!!!"
"Deserts are not baked in house FYI"
"Watch the assholes using the parking lot as a race track"