"You must have the house fococcia as an appy."
"When attending a free marketing preview, just show up on time, they never sell out! ;^)"
"MondoCon 5 brings you Sonny Day's amateur skateboard art workshop. Tubular!"
"Please drive responsibly, it's a small street with frequent pedestrians."
"Like ribs? Get there early."
"The "Happy Ending" (strawberry cheesecake egg roll) lives up to its name. "Crabs" (Rangoon eggroll) is good, but a bit too much cream cheese."