"Overrated coffee. Nice space, but don't get too excited."
"Great sour beers, although somewhat limited selection."
"Coffee tastes like cardboard and cigarettes. Bring your own if you can."
"Try the benches. They are nice and cold sometimes. Other times they are warm. Other times they are wet. If they are cold and wet, its probably winter. If they are warm and wet, somebody peed on them."
"Huge portions. My stomach needs help."
"Fruit beer and sour beer on tap"