"As a NON-home owner, I'd say that you should take a big shit in the downstairs bathroom. Toilet accepts poops of all sizes. Courtesy flushes are not encourages. LET ER' RIP!"
"If you can find they mayor Eric Perry. He'll buy you a shot."
"Watch out! When Kyle drinks tequila he really does take his clothes off."
"1$ coors light on Saturday. Blew my mind."
"The beer is plentiful and the fires are good"
"This place sucks and smells like Indian food."