"If you hear a squeaky voice from behind you should probably duck!"
"Shittiest chipotle ever. Can't even believe it."
"Off the charts, hands down best buffet I've ever been to. Bone-in ribeye, fresh crab legs, boom boom!"
"Great staff and location!"
"Worst Chipotle ever. They mess up my meal 9/10 times."
"Now they're charging for hot sauce, marinara etc. Paid with card then asked for the hot sauce which has always been free before and wouldn't take a card. I sit here eating my stromboli w/o hot sauce."