"Good food.... But it takes longer to order it than it does to get it."
"Service was slow on this day. Their cookies can cut diamonds."
"If you haven't heard, it's near a food court."
"On this day, Doug was awful. I had to go to the bar twice for drink refills. Did we want dessert? Nah, he didn't ask."
"Don't be misled... This is not where you come for a daily dose of an essential vitamin."
"If you're departing, this gate will be on your left. But since you're probably reading this tip at said gate, you already know this."