"Unicorn blood is my favorite!"
"There is a tofu 2 on the menu but what happened to 1?"
"Yo, tip these guys for dealing with your sloppy drunken post party hungry ass."
"Honestly I got amazing service and Marco was the shit."
"Knock before you enter! Especially in the morning!"
"If they ran out of your fav. sweet try back again on Thursday. That's when they get their candy shipment."