"Do not leave here without trying the Eddie Spaghetti pizza first."
"Server told a patron “Would you look at the menu first!”."
"All burgers are made to order right in front of you, friendly reminder: they are cash only."
"They do not accept Apple Pay."
"Their rotisserie chicken is so moist that it will run down the sides of your face when you bite into it."
"You might get spilled on, be careful!"