"Looking for a modern looking Glider / Rocking Chair? Email me: spam2@thecolin.com"
"Not sure why you would go here for "15 minutes of free wifi" when you could get 15 hours of it at Cupcake Royale."
"Tons of community/shared toys here. My kids love the roller coaster car."
"If you're here today (Saturday, July 30 2011) Come out to the All-City BBQ! Free food, music, breakdancing by Massive Monkeys, and fun for all!"
"I love this place because it seems like it hates me. Reminds me of Baltimore a little bit."