"So many employees asked if they could help me that I started to feel disoriented!"
""Urban assault food for a revolutionary people." I don't have a clue what that is supposed to mean..."
"This place is eerily similar to Home Depot..."
"The air ducts crisping the farm fresh veggies sounds like an adolescent Darth Vador breathing heavily..."
"FYI - Qber is cucumber. The waitress acted as if everyone knows what qber is..."oh qber, it's like...duh, cucumber...pssht...""