"For $10.50, you might expect a hearty, textured corned beed hash with flakes of slow-cooked meat ... But the pancakes are delicious!"
"Can we start a list of convenience stores that don't sell lottery tickets? This one's lost all convenience."
"Follow the column of smoke to Butcher & the Boar and have "The Experience.""
"People need gas, blunt-wraps, microwaveablez: but this place is a magnet for undesirable persons and activities. The worst neighbor. Lisa, R U listening?"
"Now with much less traffic!"
"Now with more mongrels."