"Hold your breath when walking in! It inevitably ALWAYS smells like ass, sweat, and piss!"
"What happens here, stays here!"
"Trying the real fruit smoothie! Let's see how it taste!"
"Mmmmmm...try the chess pie!!!"
"This is such a great place for bubble tea! They're made with the FRESHEST fruits, I've ever tasted! You should totally try the watermelon! Enjoy!"
"Maje is a great place! Can't push Ah-z out of my heart, but their deals here are kind of better! Paying for 8 pieces at Ah-z will get you 12 here!"