"These guys are LIFESAVERS!!!"
"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure..."
"There's always money in the banana stand."
"If you could legally marry a gym, I'd put a ring on it. But please someone donate more DVDs... I can only stand so many Adam Sandler movies in Cardio Cinema."
"Vegetarians: try the guacamole steak burger w/o the patty if you're looking for something new! Delicious alternative to grilled cheese."
"Watch out for crackheads at night."