"Don't be discouraged by a line, the ladies at the register keep things movin'!"
"CVS ExtraCare Card will get you some serious deals if you know how to work the angles."
"A meal at the Red Onion is not complete without an order of their Thai style mussels!"
"Karaokee most Thursday nights, always a show!"
"Pork buns are the way to go. Every time."
"Lunch specials are clutch! Two cheese slices (literally the size of your overly large head) and a medium soda for $5!!"