"First of all: Angie is THE BEST bartender ever! Second: $2 beers!"
"Best burritos ever. Best music ever."
"Get faded and fall asleep in a weird position on the sofa. Then take pics and post them on foursquare."
"Ask for Adam. He will take care of you fo realz."
"Nate is the delivery expert. So charming!"
"I am extremely drunk. Good luck here."