"I guess my question is...why would you say you are somewhere you aren't?"
"I am one who uses this app for biz reasons. As a local musican it allows for myself and my band to alert fans to where we hang out!"
"Well honestly...answer me this...why would you check in at a place that you are not at?"
"But by all means...if you have the references and the $1k per hr. minimum...get at me and you can check in all you want. If not...a life?"
"Yes...but I'm pretty sure ur ass isn't in my fucking basement...aka this isn't a public place stupid."
"Curious as to how anyone we don't know could be checking in here?"