Cornelius Butterpants

"The gym upstairs is obnoxious. Check their schedule before coming, especially if you have a hangover. http://www.physiqueon6th.com/Class_Schedule.html"

"The fish in the tank are not on the menu."

"Drivers that bring sacks of gold and jewels will be considered to move ahead of the line."

"Shh, they DO have chilaquiles."

"Try the chicken paella, it will change your life."

"It moves its truck or it gets the horn again!"