"Perfect for gift shopping if you're a tourist. Take your time in the store because some things are hard to miss."
"Don't feel like spending a lot? Get some pastelitos or some palitos. Fill you up for about $5. Oh, and everything else in this cart is delicious too"
"If you're in the mood for a burger, spend the extra money and get a buffalo burger-- you won't regret it"
"Audition for or go see the Hinman Production Company shows! They're the best!!"
"Rat wings are the way to go!"