"I've been seeing angela for 10 years and never once had a crappy haircut. They are amazing here!"
"I give the food 4 out of 5 nom's"
"A cool place to chill by the river"
"Some of the fastest waterslides ever"
"I saw an employee holdin a big bag of trash put down next to the fryer and start droping frys in, um hello wash hands after messin wit the trash moran"