Cory Wack

"All the waitresses here are uggos."

"The master bedroom is kinda worn out. *wink wink*"

"Catch an early showing of an old movie. Get the whole theatre to yourself and go to town on someone/yourself."

"Watch out for the bums when the lights go out."

"Be sure to flush twice or it won't all go down. :/"

"Typical douche bar."