Coty Condry

"Stinky bathrooms, I think it's floor drains."

"Trying to get in to visit after they lock up? There's a door to the right of the emergency room entrance whose magnetic lock cannot stand up to a good tug..."

"Get the #14 - the chicken fajita burritos with cheese! Also, the chile de arbol salsa is super spicy and epic."

"Their steak fingers are the best anywhere. I always stop by to get some while I'm in town."