"Go on weekdays before 5pm"
"Don't ring the doorbell or open the mail box. Beware of dog."
"Watch out for the small Dachshund, she's feisty."
"Call before showing up. The Mayor doesn't like "surprises" :P"
"The front desk people are generally douche bags. Your job isn't that big of a deal."
"Gotta play Pokemon on the Pikachu Nintendo 64 console."