"Scratch that. I'll find a place closer to the house."
"Kids eat free every day!"
"Stopped getting oil changes here after they started giving out free oil changes if you purchase from them. Bought my Toyota before they were there and the "Express" lube is anything but "express"."
"Love the Shrimp Egg Foo Yung. It's not on the menu, but always good!"
"Pleasantly surprised by the pizza. Usually the pizza at places like this tastes like cardboard, or worse. The pizza is fresh and supposedly the dough is even freshly made on sight."