"Free open bar for ladies every Friday from 10 PM to 1 AM up in the VIP Chroma Lounge... Text 908.285.934 to get on the guest list."
"If you flash Danielle VanScoyk she will give you free open bar."
"No fireworks on the boat."
"Don't tell people what you did last night."
"Don't go in the tuna tower in the rain."
"Don't look at the couch!"