"Warning! The spicy chicken has been changed. It's now spiced heavily with chipolte. About 3 times spicier than usual. Sample before you take a big bite and expect what you've always got in the past."
"Check out the packages! They're awesome. You should pick one up while you're there."
"The price is the same if you sit at a table or a grill. (Why not get a free show?)"
"Get on the WiFi to get an extra coupon."
"Don't forget to get your spot points."
"Very nice staff. They were fast and brought food out to the table without being asked."