"Go elsewhere. Horrifically slow staff. Will hold you up in the a.m."
"This place is great. Fantastic."
"This place is awesome. Mom and pop restaurant. Good food, take credit cards. Everything is good."
"Morales is your man. $16 before tip for standard men's haircut. Be prepared to be grilled on modern films. Love this spot."
"Favorite restaurant in Brooklyn. Good food, amazing vibe. Go here."