"Salted Pretzel is sublime. Best frozen yogurt I've ever had!"
"Worst fucking McDonalds in the hood. They are too stupid to handle 2 lanes"
"Obese mutant capital of the world"
"Best place to have a little league banquet"
"Seriously, the designer of this parking lot and building were clearly on acid."
"This parking lot is a joke. Really, you can sit in place and laugh at what a cluster fuck it is."