"Alex the bartender is both adorable and cute! As a northerner, I recommend the grits. Only time I've ever liked them!"
"Check ya bags before you drive off!"
"DON'T GET IN THE TWENTY ITEMS OR LESS IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN TWENTY ITEMS."
"Ask Mami Lila to cook for you. Guaranteed deliciosio!!"
"Don't throw a rave at WV. It's grounds for kicking you off campus and possibly more."
"Come by every Thursday through Saturday, ready to get crunk ;)"