"I <3 kim. Tip her well."
"We take in strays from different parts of the world that get rejected by everyone else and feed them weird asian concoctions."
"Always ask for that asian guy."
"This is the place where poultry goes after they die. Extra points for finding skeletal remains"
"Two cats found crying under a car in front of the town homes. They have collars no names though."
"Two fat kitties are outside crying...they're hiding under a car to get some shelter. Have"