"2014 Auto Show - just paid $6 for a bottle of water. Glad I'm not hungry, too..."
"The creepy guy who posted his pic here has never been to the garage, and doesn't know the awesomeness of the squirrel."
"Alcoholic floats? Don't mind if I do."
"Noonan's scotch ale is amazing <3"
"They're out of pumpkin swirl flavor for their coffee. Unbelievable. It's October 4th."