"Please leave quietly, respect the neighbours..."
"Oceans need not apply, too big!"
"Scarper, on ya heels, it's the rozzers!"
"Smile, be polite, don't be shy or stand on ceremony. Admire the garden, watch the tortoises or just kick back in the comfy sofas."
"Come in for a damn good workout! Speak to Jodie or Andy about m'ship!"