"It's all good, but the steamed muscles are amazing."
"Best burger I've had in Madison...so far."
"If you're a walk in, it's best if you're not in a hurry."
"If you unlock our Loyalty Special, please ask for Michael (me) and you'll get a free book!"
"If you go to get tire related work done, please don't expect it to get done in a reasonable amount of time, or even at all."