"He likes to feel your thighs :-)"
"Only those that visit or live here will.ever be mayor!"
"Eat the gourmet beef burger. Very nice in the Turkish bread"
"Don't wear sneakers if u want a meal. They think they are some classy pace, n the meat heads on the door are heros. Way to do yourself out of continual local business..... Wankers"
"Don't buy phones from here. No idea"