"Check in FIRST to get the special. Ugh."
"3 sales reps on the floor and not a one of them acknowledged my existence."
"Everyone was super friendly, service was fast and great, and duh, the food is delish."
"Cleaner, brighter, quicker than a stop in Cuba, and more accurately the half-way point between ABQ & Farmington."
"Snake Bite in this establishment is a Black Velvet, if you please."