"Great pizza. Go on a Monday for half off a large pie. Decent beer selection. Slow service."
"Don't eat here. Draft beer lines need to be cleaned. 30 minutes to receive my $32 steak with only 4 customers here. Ordered medium rare, got well. 15 minutes later, still no replacement."
"Get the double. All the way. With bacon. Don't forget to bring cash, they don't take cards."
"Took my son to the park and found an arrow stuck into the ground on the playground. Don't use this park when the archery center next door is being used!"