"I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone of a wealthy 60+ hook-up spot. Strange atmosphere. Doesn't match the exterior"
"The house salad dressing is delicious and they sell jars of it!"
"Love the Eggplant Florentine and Cannoli Pastry."
"The woman in the paint department was just incredibly rude and condescending to me. Bless my pregnant heart, I suppose I should be barefoot and cooking and leave the paint shopping to my husband."
"It's sooooo smoky in here. Soooooo gross."
"We LOVE Gym Dandies with Miss Marie!"