"Look out for the security guards if you smoke. They'll make you go to the far side of the campus to smoke."
"Don't be a douche and you'll get great service."
"Watch out for some furry beasts that run loose around here."
"Doctors are good, staff not so much."
"This is also an excellent authentic Mexican restaurant."
"The chicken fried steak is awesome, in case your not a fish eater."