"The Sierra Nevada Torpedo IPA is very good!"
"Bathroom/snack stop only. Gas is always at a premium here."
"We're hiring PHP and Java developers, let me know if you're interested."
"Free frozen yogurt Sunday March 7th!"
"Go on the first Friday of the month for FREE! Get there by 5 so you can go in when they open at 6. To keep it free take snacks and eat in the cafe near the entrance, lots of fun, kids loved it!"