"Try the delicious salmon chowder!"
"Get your slice with ice cream (a la mode)! It's worth the extra buck fifty."
"Ask for the vanilla puddle. Sweet but strong, just the way I like my men."
"The breakfast burrito and slacker special are delicious! They used to be cash only but they accept credit cards now."
"Be sure to watch where you step and to bring crummy shoes. Not everyone cleans up after their dog and the park can get muddy!"