"Warning! New self checkout systems installed today. Pack your patience and a sense of humor."
"Self serve kiosks on inside. Skip the lines outside."
"Nice, clean salon in the heart of Old Greenbelt!"
"Geek Squad is slllloooooowwwww! Need more geeks at peak time of evening. Ridiculous!"
"I agree! For dropping off stuff that already has postage. This place is toooooo slow! I feel my skin wrinkling as I stand in this line!"
"I love this pizza! It's the real deal!"