"Home away from home, quite nights sleep, clean room, low price"
"American girl dolls, who knew they are better than my beloved barbies"
"as close to a local pub as you can get om this side of the pond"
"Go all the way up to find plenty of parking, don't get stuck behind a parking stalker!"
"Really good 8 dollar lunch specials!!"
"Nice to be the Mayor, please keep the noise down as I am trying to sleep. Thanks"