"Grant (Ryan) is the best manager of all time. He's a boss!"
"The fitness center is pretty good by hotel standards with some actual free weights."
"Annie is the best server ever!"
"Worst airport ever for delays and cancellations. You'll get where you're going faster by bus, train, sled dog, skateboard, unicycle or riding a glacier than you will connecting through PHL."
"Watch out for porcupines."
"Order some carry out Tom Yum soup from Thai Garden. If you try to make it yourself at home it will suck."