"There aren't any aliens here. It's just a sears garden shed being propped up by a push-broom."
"The biggest cat in the world lives here."
"Don't let the Bellmen take your luggage. When the luggage arrived at my room, all my electronics were "missing". They were never recovered."
"Nice recommendations, good selection of back issues, awesome staff."
"Pulled pork Mac n cheese is great."
"Shutting down in January some time. So check out the deals."