"Longest drive thru ever. bring a book."
"Innis and gunn on tap. delicious. beware it will ruin every other ber for you."
"If you make too much noise during a football game youll be cut off. please refrain from making too much noise there are people trying to drink coors light in peace."
"Haven't gotten my food in 45 min so far......"
"Great service and great wings!"
"I'll never give up my mayorship. Don't bother wasting your time."