"Be careful with the water pressure in the mens bathroom sink. It'll get you all wet :+( right in the crotch!"
"Just got my free disco tea for my 10th check in :)"
"It's all right. Overpriced for sure! My Bacon looks like Bacon bits though...."
"The soup will get very runny/watery if you let it sit, so suck it down ASAP"
"Big country is the way to go. Go with the fried pork chops. They are FREAKIN awesome!"