"They will use a bullhorn to get you to leave if you have a full beer at 1:30 no matter how well you tip"
"Nothing is authentic, all overpriced. The best Med in the city is at Cous Cous Cafe, right across from Zorba's. (They also serve animal products and say that they are vegetarian)"
"Best kept secret is their cheap sushi."
"If you don't want liquor, then order an Inca Kola! Delicious Peruvian soda"
"Bay 15 doesn't read credit cards either. And they are out of ranch!!"