"4/6 recycling machines are down and the "specialist" who oversees them doesn't show up until 9am"
"Had the car towed in on a Sat. Service dept was great about checking it out and fixing the battery despite a full schedule."
"Brunch scramble is pretty amazing"
"Damn good chicken fingers. Think it might be byob, as well."
"Lost your friends inside? May as well leave; bouncers would rather give you shit than help you look."
"SoE is apparently now more interested maintaining a 'ratio' at night than selling delicious food and drinks. Sad to see it on the decline like this."