"Get the Monster chocolate chip cookie thing. Order it early enough to have it when you're finished with your meal. Yum!"
"Internet speed is slow, even in the middle of the day."
"I think it may be the cheapest place for breakfast. Pretty good, too."
"Internet speed SUPER SUCKS! Won't stay here again; I gotta life to live."
"Good food. Great cocktails. Soft bed. "